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 Post subject: something a little more important: Capt Kirk VS Capt Picard
PostPosted: Fri Apr 16, 2004 3:25 pm 
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Kirk all the way.

I like Next Gen, but Picard is a French pussy with an English accent.

Kirk would mop the floor with him.

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William Shatner's bad acting is in a class all its own. Kirk PWNs!

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Alan_Wintermute wrote:
William Shatner's bad acting is in a class all its own. Kirk PWNs!


Shatner's style of overacting was PHENOMENAL!!!!!

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Picard... all the way... maybe its because i grew up on Star Trek TNG... or maybe its because Picard is pimp... but Picards crew could take on Kirks any day... in any system

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Yeah, but the story lines weren't nearly as unintentionally hilarious.

Kirk always got to bang the alien female.

There was something charming about the original...cheap sets, bad acting and all.

I think the acting on Next Generation was good, and the storylines could be pretty cool. But it will never make me giggle the way the original does.

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kirk got to bang the womens, but he was a homosexual...


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Funny thing, I think Patrick Stewart is gay in real life. I'm not entirely sure though.

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yes picard is a raging homo in real life. you'll find most actors are butt pirates, which is why someday i'll be the biggest hollywood star ever. back to the subject, kirk would kick his ass, but picard is smooth. someone said the acting in TNG was good...man i hope you were joking. All Star Trek shows suck in the acting department. c'mon...Worf and Jordi were good actors??? Holy shit man.

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Picard... all the way... maybe its because i grew up on Star Trek TNG... or maybe its because Picard is pimp... but Picards crew could take on Kirks any day... in any system


WTF are you talking about?

TNG's crew and captain would be too busy trying to talk their way out of it diplomatically.....Kirk's idea of diplomacy was a phaser and a smirk

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someone said the acting in TNG was good...man i hope you were joking. All Star Trek shows suck in the acting department. c'mon...Worf and Jordi were good actors??? Holy shit man.


I was referring to Patrick Stewart alone. He's a good actor.

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neither...you fucking geeks... :nerdl:



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Picard... all the way... maybe its because i grew up on Star Trek TNG... or maybe its because Picard is pimp... but Picards crew could take on Kirks any day... in any system


WTF are you talking about?

TNG's crew and captain would be too busy trying to talk their way out of it diplomatically.....Kirk's idea of diplomacy was a phaser and a smirk
yeah but we're not talking about a run in, spur of the moment confrontation... we're talking about an all out battle.

if it was man to man, kirk would win with his hands duct taped behind his back, and little peices of duct tape on his eyes, and picard could have a spear even.

crew vs crew, picard's crew would pwn. i mean, they've got worf dude... come on.
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You want Picard in your fleet, but you want Kirk running that fleet. He knows how to lay down the law.

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In hand-to-hand combat, Kirk would win. With each of their respective crews backing them up, Picard would win. If in command with all other variables equal (ship and crew), then I think that Kirk would win. Kirk is a legend who was well known for his quick thinking while under pressure.


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However, in real life I have a feeling PAtrick Stewart could take William Shatner over his lap and spank him like a baby. Patrick Stewart is RIPPED.

Whether or not Kirk is more effective in spur of the moment situations depends on whether or not he's banging some alien broad during the moment in question.

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J.L. Picard! The name just sounds sexy - regardless of anything else.

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I think I'll but my money on the Borg. They seem to have thier shit together.

They already assimuated Picard.

Picard and Kirk are both pussys.

And both William Shatner and Patrick Stewart are horrible actors. They always play the same type of character.

Star Trek sucks anyway. It is not practicle science fiction, and I think they just took it way too damn far with Voyager and shit. All their technology in the TV series is not practicle or even half way believable at all.

Every week, in the cold dark depths of space, they always seem to get into some trouble. Nothing happens out in space like on the show, it's all suped up for TV, but I guess it wouldn't be a show without it.

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Every week, in the cold dark depths of space, they always seem to get into some trouble. Nothing happens out in space like on the show, it's all suped up for TV, but I guess it wouldn't be a show without it.






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Yeah but a phazer and a smirk doesnt agree too much with the Peace Treaty signed on the 15th of march 2161 between the romulan star empire and the united nations of earth...

and the last thing we need is some cocky star captain getting us into another intergalactic war... ill put my trust in Picard and his crew

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You guys know WAY too much about Star Trek!

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Kirk is crazy, for sure. But for some reason I just think JLP would win.

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Picard.

He's defeated the Borg, been a Borg, then defeated the Borg again.

Kirk saved the wales and made peace with the Klingons. What a froot.

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Picard.

He's defeated the Borg, been a Borg, then defeated the Borg again.

Kirk saved the wales and made peace with the Klingons. What a froot.


LOL...thats the funniest shit i've read in a long time

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