come out to flying saucer tonight.

we'll be thar sometime shortly after 7.

bring your lady.

I'm working all evening, and then I'm working on our Cornyation skit until 2 or 3am.

When Cornyation is done, I'll be free. We'll arrange some good times and you get to meet my lady that's sweet like sugar sauce.

When Angelina Jolie gives birth to a string of babies that spans the entire stage leading to the final cabaret-esque dance number at the Empire Theater, not sleeping very much will be worth it.

And the babies are going to be delivered by a very big drag queen in a spandex nurse outfit.

I'm beginning to think this special lady was simply cut out of a Kohl's catalog, and this play is merely Dom fooling around with his dolls again.