sorry I'm a bigger asshole in person than on the board.

Dearest Dirk,

'Twas expected

Not so sincerely,
Vanessa



I was nice to finally meet you and talk shit face to face

same goes to Sean, Krisana, LeAnn*, Chris, and so forth. [minus the talking shit part, excluding Sean, he's in there with Dirk]


*Fixed. Sorry, I was thinking it was wrong but I was too lazy to check.

*LeAnn

Ouch, the slaughter... it hurts...

Nice to chill with ya, Vanessa. You had me laughin' pretty good there for awhile.

whatev, jim's a ton nicer in person than on the board.

OMG Dirk, your sig made me LOL.

You know I'm crunk if I have a beer I never drink in hand.

p.s. Stop invading my personal space! *hugs

that cut me deep.

you're one of the few people I don't know well that I allow to hug me, BTW.

no...I was a real tool this weekend. I was mentally in a wierd place and waaaay too drank

Awww, .

Malu's shirt gets a x eleventy.

You had a moment [or so] at Mayhem sometime either before or after you restrained me from my doomsday attack [I forget but I think it was after] when you were almost kind of sort of maybe perhaps nice.

You sucked on Friday though, Dirk. Boo. However, Vanessa made some good funnies.

That's awesome.
Too bad I don't remember a damn word I said

Man, I was just drinking a dr. pepper and I don't even remember what you said. I just remember you saying funny things and pwning Dirk.

there's your problem, you don't get enough hugs!

i'm starting a DIRK NEEDS MORE HUGS campaign right now!

After Dirk was kicked in the balls, I was leaving and attempted at hugging... he almost threw up or something though. Whether that was provoked by the kick to the balls or my almost hug is beyond me.

dirk got kicked in the balls?!?!

I get enough hugs, I'm just not the type of person who lets a stranger hug them. I'll do the half handshake/hug with someone I don't know well, just not a full on hug.

I wouldn't call it a pwning so much as a wit shanking. there I was, in the prison shower, no one was around so I bent over to pick up the soap and *fwip*...wit shank in my kidney

punched...by Sean. he owed me. I had nut slapped him and Keebler few times over the course of the last week. his 1 shot paid me back in full...with interest.

i totally hugged dirk.

and i saw you get sean in the balls once and by god it was hilariously unexpected.

What a lovely chain of events.

For Dirk,

Dear Vanessa,
I'll just stick to knowing you only on the internet. You're a real shithead in person.
With deepest sympathies,
Sean

PS We have some badass post-shot-to-Dirk's-nuts pics that need to move from camera to internet. Soon, my pretties, soon.

I'm pretty good at the nut slap, but Sean is a fucking artist.

Dear Vanessa,
I was just kidding. You aight in my book.
Sincerely,
Sean