Get my picture on the wall for a year, and I got a $25 gift card. I chose Starbucks.

at that rate you'll be CCM in no time!

My wife is the Executive Admin for some big-time VP up in that piece, so if anyone messes with you...just let me know.

While I won't be able to do much, at least I can snag you a stapler.

I had a friend that worked at HEB throughout high school, got bit by a mouse and fired himself because he wouldn't pass the drug test.

/deepthoughts

That's just part of the story.

He didn't really get bit by a mouse, he lied and said he was bitten by a mouse so he could go home early. When they busted out the drug test he said he quit.

I have two friends who have been working at an HEB for 8 and 9 years.

They're both making like...$12 an hour which is insanely baller for Temple.

when i lived in SA i knew most of the people at the HEB in northwoods, and am one of the few out of my good friends that never worked there.

that place was like a fucking soap opera.

I hated working there. It crushed my soul.

I thought about getting a part time job there. I've never worked at a grocery store but how hard can it be checking out for extra cash.

A lot easier when you are female, that's for sure.

Good luck with that. Working there personally, was a terrible experience for me. Maybe it was the circumstances I was under but that place literally killed me.

Wow, I can't believe working at a place like HEB could level you people so easily. I worked there for 1.5 years when i was 16-17 and it was such a sham operation. It was badass having everything I needed to eat, function, and clean myself was right in my office.