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 Post subject: Re: bitches be crazy... seriously
PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 2:38 am 
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bitches be crazy...



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shane wrote:
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Like I tell all my friends. I'm highly qualified and at the end I'll make the bitch look at the camera and say "Oh my, what a lovely tea party."


HUH?

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Like I tell all my friends. I'm highly qualified and at the end I'll make the bitch look at the camera and say "Oh my, what a lovely tea party."
:roller: :roller:

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i just got an IM from someone asking me to critique (off of memory mind you) her oral sex abilities.



sorry bitch, a) you're acting like a nut and b) this is a hands on class
That is pretty fucking weird. Maybe someone said something really really mean to her and so she's asking everyone she did it with. lol :-?
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pssh. if some dude said something mean to me about my head giving skills I wouldn't go asking my ex blow job-ees to give me advice about what would make me better.

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pssh. if some dude said something mean to me about my head giving skills I wouldn't go asking my ex blow job-ees to give me advice about what would make me better.


contact list too long?

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.Andrea. wrote:
pssh. if some dude said something mean to me about my head giving skills I wouldn't go asking my ex blow job-ees to give me advice about what would make me better.


You'll never encounter this problem.

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So Dirk The Con of Man wrote:
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pssh. if some dude said something mean to me about my head giving skills I wouldn't go asking my ex blow job-ees to give me advice about what would make me better.


contact list too long?


you'd be surprised at the number of penis' have NOT been in my mouth thankyouverymuch.

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.Andrea. wrote:
pssh. if some dude said something mean to me about my head giving skills I wouldn't go asking my ex blow job-ees to give me advice about what would make me better.


You'll never encounter this problem.


and i know this.

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you'd be surprised at the number of penis' have NOT been in my mouth thankyouverymuch.

is that because the number is high, or low?

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hahaha.

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my favorite part about the people who post here is that they aren't too bitter.


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.Andrea. wrote:
you'd be surprised at the number of penis' have NOT been in my mouth thankyouverymuch.

is that because the number is high, or low?


37 dicks?!

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So Dirk The Con of Man wrote:
cheebs wrote:
.Andrea. wrote:
you'd be surprised at the number of penis' have NOT been in my mouth thankyouverymuch.

is that because the number is high, or low?


37 dicks?!


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So Dirk The Con of Man wrote:
cheebs wrote:
.Andrea. wrote:
you'd be surprised at the number of penis' have NOT been in my mouth thankyouverymuch.

is that because the number is high, or low?


37 dicks?!
:goldstar: :goldstar: :goldstar: :goldstar:

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it doesn't make you a slut cuz baby you can fuck whomever you want it just makes it more complicated but thats a lot of sex thats sixty-four dicks before you ever put your hand on mine i wish you would've lied cuz now i have to face the fact that i was number sixty-five i know it isn't fair for me to judge your past you've got way more bags than one boy could unpack what were you hoping to find lying on your back instant self esteem achieved through penetration i wish you would have lied cuz now i can't erase the fact that i was your number sixty-five was i adequate did i seem out of it was i good did i touch you the way you wanted how do i stack up did i hold out long enough was i alright did i fuck you the way you liked it guess i was just another guy guess i'll always be your sixty-five guess i was just another dick guess you were just another chick i wonder if you're still waiting to be found i wonder what number you're up to now

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cheebs wrote:
my favorite part about the people who post here is that they aren't too bitter.


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this thread started off like it could have been in the "things that don't suck" post, but took a quick left turn to the "things that suck" post.

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my favorite part about the people who post here is that they aren't too bitter.


cheebs wrote:
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cheebs wrote:
.Andrea. wrote:
you'd be surprised at the number of penis' have NOT been in my mouth thankyouverymuch.

is that because the number is high, or low?


low

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so if the number of dicks that have NOT been in your mouth is low, doesn't that mean the number that HAVE been is high?

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lol... sorry. it would have sounded bad no matter how you answered that question :silly:

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cheebs wrote:
my favorite part about the people who post here is that they aren't too bitter.


cheebs wrote:
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.Andrea. wrote:
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you'd be surprised at the number of penis' have NOT been in my mouth thankyouverymuch.

is that because the number is high, or low?


low


This reminds me of one of those "guess how many jellybeans are in the jar" games

Anyone wanna place bets?

I'll hold and take percentage as the house....

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so if the number of dicks that have NOT been in your mouth is low, doesn't that mean the number that HAVE been is high?



meaning the number of peni that have been in my mouth is not high.

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It's because she prefers it in the ass. 8O

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shane wrote:
this thread started off like it could have been in the "things that don't suck" post, but took a quick left turn to the "things that suck" post.
Ha hah ahaha hahaha.

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