i need you to knock on my door soon please

When I was growing up, I had a Birthday Fairy. I would be sitting in the living room with my parents watching TV and waiting for them to bring out my gifts when the doorbell would ring.

I would ruuuuun to the door and open it up and *GASP* millions of presents all wrapped and waiting for me!!

One year, my friend and I were looking out the window waiting and she said, "I think I see her! There's a blue light!" I thought she was being silly, but a couple minutes later, the doorbell rang. I was RIGHT BY the door and opened it almost immediately.

Tons of gifts. No sign of anyone. To this day my mom won't tell me how they were really doing it. But I'm gonna let my kids have a Birthday Fairy too.

Does that make you feel better Shane? lol

so are your parents going to give me money?

i must've missed the point of the story.

I'm not really sure I had a point, but I have $2 if that'll help. It's even the last $2 to my name.

I think I might even have 11 cents. Good thing I get an allowance from my man!