i ran across this randomly and deemed it important enough to share with the community. i love fake words.



abandick (ə-băn'dĭk)

1. a. (v.tr.) To leave a man mid-sexual intercourse, causing him much frustration and physical discomfort.

Example: She abandicked me right then and there, and I've not seen her since.

bitches like that need to be slapped.

-adds to vocabulary-

More commonly referred to as:

blue balls (n):
a painful but temporary condition of the testicles, often the result of unrelieved sexual arousal


*Edit: ps. This shit hurts. Bad. It's pretty damn close to being kicked in the balls and makes it damn near impossible to walk for like 15-20 minutes. Seriously.

i think it's just an excuse

And you're a bleeding taint. It doesn't happen everytime -- only when you're seriously worked up with no release. Think about how you feel when you're about to sneeze, but can't or don't. Only multiply that by the number of nerves in your crotch.

It only takes once to understand. Fortunately, it's only happened to me three times -- if that tells you anything.

And guys suck if they don't or can't finish their girl off, regardless. Vice versa.

He's talking about the act of hopping off the dick in an abrupt fashion, not it's effect on the balls.

Eh, I know. But they can correlate.

"Abandoning the dick."

If you are at her house and she abandicks you there's only one thing to do: go into her bathroom and rub it out and leave the mess in her sink. Go home and make a sandwich, smoke, nap in that order.

see my halloween costume post!

I had to go to a meeting when I was in Corpus Christi titled "Drunk sex and Date Rape, can you tell the difference?" The man that was speaking was a Lawyer. When he was talking about his main story he started to talk about a side story. It was about a guy running out of his GF's house because her parents were about to come home. To sum it up, he basically explained how Blue Balls does not exist. I wanted to walk out.

haha that word rules

if women are running away in the middle of sex you're not tying them up well enough.

get some zip ties and chloroform.