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is all this alot funnier high?


I'm guessing so. I haven't lol'd once this whole post.

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Please, it wasn't a secret.

There's nothing wrong with being on lithium, or any manner of drug therapy. But if you are going to lay that out there, you should expect a joke or two three months later when you're hawking your advice to the forum.


Joke my ass.

And being honest with someone about anything really does make you a target for their manipulation or for them to use it against you.

A lesson I am most definitely learning.

Regardless, carpenters have squeaky doors.

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Regardless, carpenters have squeaky doors.



huh

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Zombie Hunter wrote:
.Andrea. wrote:
is all this alot funnier high?
I'm guessing so. I haven't lol'd once this whole post.
God. Fucking. Damnit. Disappointed.

STILL.

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LeAnn wrote:
OH SH*T!! wrote:
Please, it wasn't a secret.

There's nothing wrong with being on lithium, or any manner of drug therapy. But if you are going to lay that out there, you should expect a joke or two three months later when you're hawking your advice to the forum.


Joke my ass.

And being honest with someone about anything really does make you a target for their manipulation or for them to use it against you.

A lesson I am most definitely learning.

Regardless, carpenters have squeaky doors.


5 months ago you're gloom and doom over Dom no longer wanting you.

3 months ago you're spouting off over your excitement about all your new prescriptions.

Today you're qualifying yourself as a relationship counselor.

1 + 1 + 1 != 3

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a c i d.f l y wrote:
Zombie Hunter wrote:
.Andrea. wrote:
is all this alot funnier high?
I'm guessing so. I haven't lol'd once this whole post.
God. Fucking. Damnit. Disappointed.

STILL.
lol ¾

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.Andrea. wrote:
is all this alot funnier high?


I'm guessing so. I haven't lol'd once this whole post.


the internet is serious business
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i've loled, but it has potential for lots more.

andy and i share a similar sense of humor.

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andy and i share a similar sense of humor.

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i go for the reefer myself. prevents glaucoma. and it's good for arthritis too!


QFT!

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dear LeeAnne,

is it really true that you can't make a hoe a housewife? i've got some dirty dishes and laundry that needs to be done.

thanks,
Shane



look i don't appreciate the fact that my question has gone unanswered for so long. this is serious business folks. Serious Business.

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my favorite part about the people who post here is that they aren't too bitter.


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my second favorite thing about the posters here is that nobody tries too hard or takes anything too seriously.

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What Scott and Kelly said.

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dear LeeAnne,

is it really true that you can't make a hoe a housewife? i've got some dirty dishes and laundry that needs to be done.

thanks,
Shane



look i don't appreciate the fact that my question has gone unanswered for so long. this is serious business folks. Serious Business.


Dear Shane,

If you beat her enough she's know what's good for her and get all that stuff done. :badteeth:

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Leslie 2.0 v2
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BEARSHARK wrote:
dear LeeAnne,

is it really true that you can't make a hoe a housewife? i've got some dirty dishes and laundry that needs to be done.

thanks,
Shane



Dear Shane,

It is impossible at the time of print to turn a garden utensil into a housewife. You'll have to wash your clothes and dishes yourself.
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BEARSHARK wrote:
dear LeeAnne,

is it really true that you can't make a hoe a housewife? i've got some dirty dishes and laundry that needs to be done.

thanks,
Shane



Dear Shane,

It is impossible at the time of print to turn a garden utensil into a housewife. You'll have to wash your clothes and dishes yourself.


Leslie, you rock!

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BEARSHARK wrote:
dear LeeAnne,

is it really true that you can't make a hoe a housewife? i've got some dirty dishes and laundry that needs to be done.

thanks,
Shane



Dear Shane,

It is impossible at the time of print to turn a garden utensil into a housewife. You'll have to wash your clothes and dishes yourself.


i think you fail at clever.

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my favorite part about the people who post here is that they aren't too bitter.


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my second favorite thing about the posters here is that nobody tries too hard or takes anything too seriously.

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Leslie 2.0 v2
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Would your statement feel different if I gave a shit what you thought?
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BEARSHARK wrote:
dear LeeAnne,

is it really true that you can't make a hoe a housewife? i've got some dirty dishes and laundry that needs to be done.

thanks,
Shane

Dear Shane,

What you're asking is near impossible, but with the right methods it could be possible. Allow me to illustrate with a joke:
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told the bitch twice!

Most answeringly,
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dear LeeAnne, is it really true that you can't make a hoe a housewife? i've got some dirty dishes and laundry that needs to be done. thanks, Shane
Dear Shane, It is impossible at the time of print to turn a garden utensil into a housewife. You'll have to wash your clothes and dishes yourself.
i think you fail at clever.
It was the question that sucked. Not the response. :D

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Red X wrote:
Would your statement feel different if I gave a shit what you thought?


what?

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my favorite part about the people who post here is that they aren't too bitter.


cheebs wrote:
my second favorite thing about the posters here is that nobody tries too hard or takes anything too seriously.

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a c i d.f l y wrote:
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dear LeeAnne, is it really true that you can't make a hoe a housewife? i've got some dirty dishes and laundry that needs to be done. thanks, Shane
Dear Shane, It is impossible at the time of print to turn a garden utensil into a housewife. You'll have to wash your clothes and dishes yourself.
i think you fail at clever.
It was the question that sucked. Not the response. :D


i think you suck.

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my favorite part about the people who post here is that they aren't too bitter.


cheebs wrote:
my second favorite thing about the posters here is that nobody tries too hard or takes anything too seriously.

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Would your statement feel different if I gave a shit what you thought?


what?


Make me feel different.
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a c i d.f l y
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i think you suck.
So we're on the same page then? :D

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Make me feel different.
:djhoe:

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I'm the only one around this motherfucker giving 110%.

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