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Dear LeAnn,

I think I have anal warts, but I'm too embarrassed to seek professional medical attention. Could you advise me of a good back alley doctor to give me the necessary medical treatment.

Thanks.

Jim

P.S. please keep this anonymous. kthxbai.

That is gross Jim, even though I cant help you...

I would like to know if it burns when you poo?

Dear Stephanoodle,

Who are you and why are you addressing me with my super secrete agent name?

P.S. The warts don't burn, but when I poop I can feel the log sliding over each bump. It actually feels kinda good.

P.P.S. Keep this between you and me or I will axe murder you.

Teehee.

HOW DID YOU FIND OUT!!!!

STEPHANOODLE IMMA KEE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Do I really wanna take advice from a chick on lithium?

I'm not on lithium.

ACID BURN!

What the hell is going on? LeAnn doesn't take lithium.

No acid burns. No rofls. Seriously, what?

she might not. but i know a good acid burn when i see one even if it's not true.

Might not? I don't.

HEY LET'S TURN THIS THREAD INTO A "DOES LEANN TAKE LITHIUM?" THREAD!!


I did LOL at Andy's comment. True or not, it's funneh.

so what about my anal warts?

This is not an Ask LeAnn thread.

All questions related to relationships, friendships, etc. should be e-mailed to: LeAnnsAdvice@gmail.com

Thank you.

Goodness Jim you posted it online instead of emailing LeAnn directly...

and Stephanoodle is my super secret code name... you will never find out who I am..muuaaahhhaaa

Not that I wouldn't ask your advice, maybe not advice but a point of view, but what makes you qualified for such a column. do THAT many people ask you for direction?

Dear LeAnn,

what free email service should I use? Should I use a desktop client or web client to access my mail account? What about those anal warts?

Thanks.

Jim

P.S. what color is the sky?

I am studying to become a clinical psychologist. A counselor.

As with anything, it should be taken with a grain of salt.

Sending me a question is optional, as is my choosing to answer the question. I will let others make the decision as to whether they want to seek my advice for themselves.

Maybe you would be surprised with how many people that have asked for my advice, especially on relationships. Maybe you wouldn't. The quantity is not of much importance except for self validation.

If I help a few people along the way, I did a good thing.

That's all I'm trying to do - Do a good thing.

wasnt trying to rain on your parade. just curious.

LeAnn,

How do I get girls to like me?

What's the best way around a restraining order?

Does chloroform lose it's usefulness after it's been sitting in a brightly lit room for more than a month?

fern

Dear LeAnn,

if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down?

QUANTIFY!

LeAnn,

Is it true that if you don't USE IT, you LOSE IT?

fern

Yes chloroform has a sensitivity to light. It begins to break down if left in brightly lit rooms and sunlight will be the fastest to cause it to break down.