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scottohno
 Post subject: The proper method is???
PostPosted: Fri May 04, 2007 10:45 pm 
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So I read the following link and was stunned.

http://www.randomsalad.com/go/how-to-wipe-your-ass/

I have never thought about this before and didn't even comprehend that different people use different methods. Some of the methods described on here are joking, and some sound remotely normal, and some I can't tell if its a joke or serious.

What do you consider to be the proper method?

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 Post subject: Re: The proper method is???
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scottohno wrote:
What do you consider to be the proper method?
The method that leaves the area relatively spot-less. Just took my morning dump -- 3 front to back, 3 back to front, alternating with the final wipe as "verification" of a job well-done. :pirate:

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I have a bedet, so I just press the button.
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jon B from Random Salad wrote:
I wipe until theres blood on the paper.


Best quote EVAR.

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Leslie 2.5 wrote:
I have a bedet, so I just press the button.


Does it come with air dry or do you just walk away after button is pressed.

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I typically let it air dry, unless I'm in a hurry.


Then I just drag my ass across the carpet.
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Leslie 2.5 wrote:
I typically let it air dry, unless I'm in a hurry.


Then I just drag my ass across the carpet.


i've seen this happen.

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Leslie 2.5 wrote:
I typically let it air dry, unless I'm in a hurry.


Then I just drag my ass across the carpet.



:roller: :roller:

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