ejizzamization machine. (potentially nsfw)

chris.keebler · **Posted:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:08 am

http://sybian.com/aff/venusindex.htm

V2000 is a high-tech, one-of-a-kind, hands-free masturbation aid with controllable stroking action, that gives you powerfully satisfying orgasms. It is easy to use: simply insert yourself into a lubricated, flexible, natural gum rubber liner. Turn on V2000 and adjust the stroke length and speed. You will find it brings on a great orgasm.

hahahaha.. i want one :badteeth:

chris.keebler · **Posted:** Sat Oct 23, 2004 12:12 am

the testimonials are fucking hilarious. ;x

Quote:

"My advice to potential buyers: pick up the phone and order it! Then camp out at your door for the UPS truck. This is really one instance when something too good to be true is true. Thank God for engineers."

Cool as Dirk · **Posted:** Fri Nov 05, 2004 10:17 am

this is why I would never buy one of those

Quote:

If for any reason you are not completely satisfied, you must call for a return authorization number within 45 days from the date of delivery. Return it, shipping prepaid. The unit purchase price will be refunded less a $100.00 reconditioning fee. (No refunds are given on attachments, accessories, or shipping charges.)

that means that you could possibly get a returned unit...meaning one that someone else has used. no thanks

Andy Veto · **Joined:** Fri Jul 20, 2001 2:01 am **Posts:** 6705

I'mRichardSimmons' Bitch wrote:

this is why I would never buy one of those

Quote:

If for any reason you are not completely satisfied, you must call for a return authorization number within 45 days from the date of delivery. Return it, shipping prepaid. The unit purchase price will be refunded less a $100.00 reconditioning fee. (No refunds are given on attachments, accessories, or shipping charges.)

that means that you could possibly get a returned unit...meaning one that someone else has used. no thanks

Sooooo.... what's really the difference between this, and most females?

Alan_ · **Posted:** Fri Nov 05, 2004 8:46 pm

andrew james wrote:

I'mRichardSimmons' Bitch wrote:

this is why I would never buy one of those

Quote:

If for any reason you are not completely satisfied, you must call for a return authorization number within 45 days from the date of delivery. Return it, shipping prepaid. The unit purchase price will be refunded less a $100.00 reconditioning fee. (No refunds are given on attachments, accessories, or shipping charges.)

that means that you could possibly get a returned unit...meaning one that someone else has used. no thanks

Sooooo.... what's really the difference between this, and most females?

The natural gum rubber liner, unless the female in question is a blowup doll. I wonder if they make a latex-free version for those with allergies?

Jeremy Baker · **Posted:** Fri Nov 05, 2004 11:46 pm

i'd hit it.

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