ok so i hate spam. Why because i get about 40 spam emails a day. Someone sent me this spam. I thought it was sort of funny but i thought i would add some stuff to it. I added the top 4 lines:

YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM SAN ANTONIO IF:
You go to bed at 10:30 after the Eyewitness news reel
You wear the same fashion from 5 years ago
You think electronic music is when your accordian is plugged into an amp
You think getting ahead in life is putting rims (from rent-a-tire) on your beatdown neon.
You know exactly how to get to the "Ghost Tracks" from anywhere in town.
You think "pro-choice" means flour or corn tortillas.
You've never been to the Alamo.
You think a health drink is a Margarita without salt.
You think being able to read the Taco Cabana menu makes you bilingual.
You used to live in a neighborhood you wouldn't even drive through now.
There has been a road crew on your street since before the Alamodome was
built.
Playland Park. enough said!
You remember when KTSA was the #1 station in town.
You know Dan Cook coined the phrase "it ain't over 'til the fat lady sings".
Your idea of culture is wearing a Spurs T-shirt.
You think the last supper was at Mi Tierra restaurant.
You do your shopping at the Flea Market.
You have 3 Rodeo outfits but have never been on a horse
You see "Selena Lives" bumper stickers all over town.
Your subwoofer has twice the value of your car.
You remember the Captain Gus show.
Your mother learned how to make Tamales & Menudo from your Mexican
neighbors.
You know the "real" definition of FIESTA is "stay home if at all possible".
You have ordered Mexican food at a Chinese restaurant.
You ever went to get breakfast tacos at Taco Cabana on Christmas morning.
You remember the Joske's Christmas display.
You remember Joske's period.
You know that Wheatley and Brackenridge is the same school.
You know who plays in the Chili Bowl, Gucci Bowl, and Frontier Bowl.
You remember TG&Y, Woolworth, & Woolco.
You remember when JC Penney's had a restaurant.
You learned to drive at Espada Park.
You ever went swimming at Espada Park.
You ever had an Elephant ride at the zoo.
You remember hamburgers from Whopper Burger.
You know all about the "Dancing Diablo" and the "Donkey Lady"
You've been to Midget Mansion.
You remember the Gunslingers.
You remember the Toros.
You remember the parade sniper.
You know that the Alamo is one of the 5 missions in town.
You've been to the Aqueducts.
You're elementary field trip was to the Butter Crust Bakery.
You're senior trips were to either Astroworld or Six Flags.
You know that 1604 is also known as the "death loop".
You ever wondered why there isn't an interchange at I-37 North & 410.
You remember when Ingram mall wasn't even there.
Playland Park.yeah it was said before, but wasn't it fun?
You remember when loop 410 was the outskirts of town.
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I'm not "from" SA....but werd

You're used to seeing scattered signs and billboards written in Spanish.

It always freaks me out when I see that...

so true....*tear*

Whoah how bizarre. I DID take that Butter Crust trip.

Hey Hootyeah looks like I've got something in common with you after all.

Thats not so bad. In La i have seen korean on signs and in chicago i have seen Polish. Of course in Japan English is everywhere and it shouldn't be. (there would be one or two words in english while the other 50 words are in japanese. Its there just to be cool)

What about the nonexistent interchange at 281 and 410.
That was some funny shit though. I hadn't heard of many of those, but I've lived here my whole life. Guess I'm not old enough.
Butter crust was bad ass.

You went to every MarleyFest at sunken gardens.

You lost me at the first one. The news reel ands at 10:35p.

An Austinite must have made that list up.

**clenches fist at Jim**

if it werent for those billboards en espanol, i wouldnt know how to order a beer in mexico.. or remember to use a condom.

one of these is a lie

"You remember hamburgers from Whopper Burger."

Now known as Murf's Burger. They kept Burger King out of San Antonio for years until Burger King made a genuine offer to buy the rights to use the name in Bexar County. That's why Burger King never had a strong foothold here.

"at HEB you have seen a guy in line with 3 girl's names tattoo'd and crossed out on their neck right next to the spurs emblem"

LMAO

loco

Tu sabes, mamacita....

"you're playing some rockin electronica at a club with a few people dancing and in the next room the floor is packed while the dj plays shania twain followed by selena..."

true story....

i've played at spiro's here in austin with a tejano party on the patio.

the shit outside was a much better party.

If it was JUST a tejano party then I could understand but it was a night club which had played rap earlier and some cheezball dance b4 that....

If it were a DEBUT or a wedding I could have understood...but a nightclub people....srsly....

You know your from San Antonio if you say "OR WHAT?" after everything.

hahahaaa