Princess Tinkle Floors?

wait... this conversation was rational before nazi's were mentioned?

regardless of sallys n i past shes a good roomate

lmfao



princess tinkle floors <3


i love you

so wait.

let me get this straight.

sally's a stripping hooker who abandons her friends to set fire to pizza boxes and piss on floors?

and somehow hitler is involved.

BEST THREAD EVER.

Princess Tinkle Floors

Pizza Burning Prostitute





I smell a new title!!!

Well you are sometimes but not tonight. I told you, you can't borrow anything from me. When I say that, I mean nothing, at anytime, no matter the circumstance. If you didn't have shit to wear you should've stayed home. You ruined my Express pants, shirt, and my rug. Not to mention you puked all over my bathroom. I told you never to go in my room b/c you always step on my clothes. You went in there to get those shirts. You have nice tops you could've worn. I didn't want to have to get a lock on my door, but that is what it has come down to. I'm pissed you borrowed that shit with out asking. I would never do that to you. If you don't return my shirts the way they were before you left then I don't know what I'll do, you'll owe me some money though. I told you I don't lend shit out. I would never go in your room, or borrow shit from you. Get your own shit and stay away from mine. I don't share. End of story.

not to mention you got my wig stolen, you almost lost the skirt to my space cadet outfit, and you will prolly stink up my clothes with that hideous perfume you wear and your ronchy odor.






THAT IS HOW FUKING MAD AT YOU I am

PLEASE DON'T EVER ASK ME TO DO YOU ANOTHER FAVOR!!! YOU CAN CARRY YOUR OWN GROCERIES AND PACKAGES UP THE STAIRS YOU DUMB BITCH!

Congrats Sally on managing to piss off the one person that actually gave two shits and a fuck about you. Talk about just plain stupid... Looks like you're all alone now... Hope you got enough money for a vibrator because you're gonna need it. Also, clean up your fucking room you slob!

PS - Princess Tinkle Floors - That there is some funny shit.

brarharhharhar

Sounds like someone got stiffed on a trick last night.

damn

hahahahahahahahaha

There is absolutely no reason at all to ban her after this gem of a thread. This gets 2 asses up from me.

:roller:

it's funny because it's true.

Fuck that shit, I'm annoyed by my roommate considerably. For all I care she can move out.

She let ole boy sleep in my bedroom, she kicked me out of dans. I'm sick of her shit, I can only forgive someone so many times. I'll run my own arrons and no one elses from now on. I'm sick of helping people out and being there for someone when they have no appreciation.

She can starve and sleep out in the cold rain for all I care, with no ciggarrettes or computer.

And now the play-by-play commentary from someone with a high-school diploma...



Like your bedroom has never seen strange men before? Puh-lease! I'll give you $10 if you can remember the last 3 men's names you had in there. Can't? Good cuz I don't have $10.



Not sure who Dan is but I'm sure he wasn't too hurt to see you leave. Wonder how much it cost him to have his house sterilized afterwards?



now that's what I call the pot calling the kettle black!



Um, the word is ERRANDS ffs.



By the looks of this thread, she had nothing but appreciation. One might go as far as to say - the only friend you ever had, or will have for that matter.



She's probably better off. She won't catch whatever insects crawl around in your cave that way. Cheaper in the long run, considering the cost of penicillin these days...



How will she ever survive without cigs and a computer? Oh my dear Lord, not that! BTW, the word is CIG-A-RETTES. Sound it out. You can do it!

Hope you like being a loner... You will die a bitter old woman. Attendance at your funeral? 1. Unless of course you were an ass baby, then your mother might not even show up. And we all know that 1 isn't your father because no one really knows who that is...

JULIA: Do TBN a favor and take Sally on a nice long drive out in the country somewhere. If we're lucky she won't be able to find her way home.

Here's to ya, Princess:



PS: I can't believe I just wasted 10 mins of my life on this. Back to downloading mixes - at least that's worthwhile!

Heh thats EXACTLY what I was thinking.

i smell white trash.

*looks at pile of shit*
*squats and adds more*
I feel better now

sally-
I can't believe you had the audacity to bitch your roommate out in the very thread where she is your only defense. Why not speak to her in private and attempt to resolve the situation- while keeping your only ally...

*shrug*

^^
me

I dunno you nub, but I only know Sally from RealLife(TM) and I can say without a doubt and any uncertainty on the matter, she is an evil fucked up bitch that will hopefully soon be smote down by her God's wrath for the betterment of Humanity.