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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:25 am 
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So, this guy Matt who's like one of the only neighbors I've hungout with [at my house warming party] decides to call me this morning at about 7:45AM.

What the fucking fuckity fuck!

Seriously.. who the fuck calls someone they barely know at 7:45am to leave a voice mail that just states that they'll be home all day bored and that we should hangout.

I know I'm fucking badass but jesus christ! :pirate:

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:26 am 
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He's married and just turned 21, by the way. 8O

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:31 am 
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Stick it in his butt.....

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:33 am 
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He's freaking me out.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:35 am 
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Step One: Grab some jalapenos

Step Two: Go to his apartment.

Step Three: ???

Step Four: Profit


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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:36 am 
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I'd rather not go to his apartment. I'm scared to walk down to my car now... like he's going to be peeping out the window watching for me. 8O

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 11:56 am 
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Nigga's on drugs.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:00 pm 
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Grab a whole jar of jalapeƱo juice and go to his apartment. When he answers the door and opens it say "I SMOKE ROCKS!" and throw the juice in his face and run.

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PostPosted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 12:11 pm 
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Yeah that's not what I was thinking at all.


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