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I'm of the opinion that you should get your shit straight before you try to help other people with their shit.

that's just me though.


Everybody has their issues. Even the professionals have issues. I've heard psychologists have the highest suicide rate than any other career. I don't know if it's true but I wouldn't be surprised. Also, I heard from my high school psych professor that when someone goes to school to become a psychologist there is a whole class devoted to getting their mind in order. Anyone know if that's true?


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I've always heard that air traffic controllers have a higher rate of suicide.

Making sure planes don't crash into each other/buildings/etc is way more stressful than listening to other people's problems.


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dear LeeAnne,

is it really true that you can't make a hoe a housewife? i've got some dirty dishes and laundry that needs to be done.

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Dirk > you wrote:
I'm of the opinion that you should get your shit straight before you try to help other people with their shit.

that's just me though.


Everybody has their issues. Even the professionals have issues. I've heard psychologists have the highest suicide rate than any other career. I don't know if it's true but I wouldn't be surprised. Also, I heard from my high school psych professor that when someone goes to school to become a psychologist there is a whole class devoted to getting their mind in order. Anyone know if that's true?



I thought it was dentist with the highest suicide rate????

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I've just read several different articles that all say something different.


One said police officers, one said vets.


My favorite one said Hispanics. I giggled.


OK fine. I LOL'd.


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http://www.cdc.gov/ncipc/factsheets/suifacts.htm

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TFA wrote:
In 2001, 55% of suicides were committed with a firearm (Anderson and Smith 2003).



When I first read that I thought it said, "(Smith and Wesson 2003)" and I laughed.


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Dear LeAnn,

I had two orgasms in a row once (like in the span of 30 seconds). Is that normal? Does that count as having sex twice?

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Dude, all that is is lucky. And most likely real nice... :badteeth:


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I had two orgasms in a row once (like in the span of 30 seconds).
I thought I was the only guy who had this... *clears throat* ...problem.

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Dear LeAnn,

I had two orgasms in a row once (like in the span of 30 seconds). Is that normal? Does that count as having sex twice?

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Dear Anonymous,

Are you male or female? If you're male, you should probably get whoever made that happen for you a big gigantic diamond and keep him or her around so no one else snatches 'im (or 'er) up. No, this does not count as having sex twice.

If you're female, STFU and be thankful you whiny bitch.


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Dear Red X,

What happened to LeAnn, is she still alright? Also, what if I can't afford a big gigantic diamond, can I just give her a rose folded out of a beer label?

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Dear Anonymous,

I'm not sure where LeAnn went.

A rose folded out of a beer label is the ultimate panty dropper.

GOOD LUCK! to you my faithful reader!


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dear red x,

i am a 15 year old boy from saint claire who is looking for a date. any ideas?

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Dear everyone.

Eat shit. Die. Burn in hell.

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OH SH*T!! wrote:
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Eat shit. Die. Burn in hell.
Grumpy, you came back!


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lithium or no, this is the most immature shit i have ever read. yes let's all call someone out on which meds they use because thatttt's just hilarious.

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so what meds are you on angiie?

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Angie's on teh Jack


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anti hangover? pepto bc i shit a lot after dairy products? that about wraps it up.

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i go for the reefer myself. prevents glaucoma. and it's good for arthritis too!

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lithium or no, this is the most immature shit i have ever read. yes let's all call someone out on which meds they use because thatttt's just hilarious.


Thank you, Ang. Excellent point. :heart:

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i've got weed at home and a pocket full of xanax...

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lithium or no, this is the most immature shit i have ever read. yes let's all call someone out on which meds they use because thatttt's just hilarious.


Thank you, Ang. Excellent point. :heart:


Please, it wasn't a secret.

There's nothing wrong with being on lithium, or any manner of drug therapy. But if you are going to lay that out there, you should expect a joke or two three months later when you're hawking your advice to the forum.

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