How so?

Dear LeAnn,

I really want to do my girl in the butt. You know just to try new things. She's says I can't though because of her Butt Troll that lives in her butt. What should I do?

joel,

i vote you smoke the troll out.

plus. no matter if he's wrong or not, if andy think he's right about something, he'll argue you under the boat. and its reallly funny.

ask stephanie. i would NEVER do that.

i want a boat...

Are BearShark's excellent swimmers?

and fishers as well.

Give me and my boat 50 feet.

hahahahaha.. thats frikkin HIGHlarious!

Wait, what will I find hilarious...?

this made me lol.


<3

Keep sending those questions people!

Dear Leann,

My jewish girlfriend would like to know if tubesteak is kosher.

Dear Leann,

I was thinking of piercing my 'fun bump' but my boyfriend has a Prince Albert. If I go ahead with the procedure is there a chance we would get stuck together? If so then ouch! What kind of emotional scarring do you think could occur??

Sincerly and Always devotedly yours truely and such
Anoner

p.s. My bestest regards and deepest sincerest simpathys go out to the wart sufferer. Enjoy the pooping!

fun bump? are you serious?

Yes
and i would like an answer to my question. I would not want any preventable 'emotional' scars.

Dawn, I would imagine only a slight chance of getting interlocked assuming you both have bars instead of hoops. It'd be like two peeps with tongue rings going after it. I say go for it.

Thank you acid.fly.
I will keep in mind about the hoop-hoop and bar-bar combination. I think a hoop-bar combo could be disastrous.

Dawn,

If he has a normal PA piercing then you have nothing to worry about unless doing doggystyle or reverse cowgirl.

Now by fun bump I'm assuming that your mean your hood and not a christina peircing which is the surface piercing of your pubic mound. With an PA then as long as you keep your jewery to a bar - bar combo then you don't have much to worry about.

Also a bit of bonus advise. If he already has a PA tell him to heal it out and then get it upgraded to an apadravya piercing. He's already half way there and the added pleasure will be a benifit for both you and him.

Enjoy,
and if your in Austin for piercings go to Texture at Tattoo Zoo and tell them Joe sent you.

tmi

I could have gone in to further detail and told about getting the magnetic beads for the bar to increase the sensation of movement, or how the tounge joy has a deluxe package that can make it attachable to most genital jewelry so it is wearable by him or her.

coming from the girl that talks about how she has gas? riiiiiiight.

my advice: keep metal stabbing objects away from your junk

gas and clitoris' are completely different.