What is this mysterious substance? Do you smoke it in an xtc pipe or do you shoot it in your arms? How much monkey juice does one have to ingest to reach outer space?

i like the new newb.

I think its that stuff child rapists sell out of Satanic churches. I hear it has AIDS in it and its made with chunks of carpet and lysol.

its true..my friends brothers friend said so.

Monkey juice is best used as a suppository. Put two pounds of monkey juice in a drywall hopper and set the pressure to 90psi. Then get a flexi-straw and insert the short end into your' anus. connect the large end to the hopper and pull the trigger.

i thought it was from getting a live monkey and using a 1000 pound press to smashing in flat..

the screams of the money bring on a pretty sick high..

the "juice" that drains into a vat, is great stuff.. makes you think your on mars..

but dont forget about the monkey mater thats left in the press.. thats where the good stuff is..

its like monkey juice is to kb weed..

as monkey mater stuck in a press is to kief collected from 8 pounts of kb..

that shit will make you lose your mind.. makes DMT look like cough syrup..

Why do u people have to make fun of everything I say , magic monkey juice is a street name for liquid xtc I was told that in drugs awareness classes, its really bad for u we were told of horrible cases of people dying from it, the police guy said one girl who took it cried all the water out of her body and died, I hate the way some of you pretend u dont know what Iam talking about just so you can ridicule me!

cried all of the water out?

i am seriously tearing up from laughing so hard at work.

i hope i don't die.

ehh, it'll pass in about a week; they usually do this to most n00bs.

they don't ridicule me in this forum, because I'd school their asses in a Wall Street second.

oh no! kelley's gonna cry herself to death by laughing!

Joel, you see what you've done?!?

we need 500cc's of magic monkey juice stat!

I would expect more maturity in a Harm Reduction forum. Well at least someone actually talking about the subject, and not taking shots at the person posting.

Liquid MDMA? Uhm. No.

Ben, back me up on this one, but I didn't think that methyl compounds were soluble in water.

OMG thats the most regoddamndiculous thing ive ever heard. Joel think about how much water is in your body for a second then think about how long it would take to release that much water out of your tear glands.
After you've spent a week pondering this take some magic monkey juice and go to you Freshman HS Biology class. Maybe then you'll learn something.


BTW thank you syberdelic I figured out what was wrong the last time I did magic monkey juice I had the gun set on 50 psi.

right...we should expect people in HR to have a reasonable conversation about the dangers of...monkey juice.

andy