for me to join this board so i can share my meaningful and thought provoking posts to a thirsty audience. please do not refrain from pming me wanting to know more about me, wanting to satisfy for your lust for my existence, for everything that is glorifying, profound, stimulating...

i am here for you. but most importantly, i care about you.

i will not let you wait a moment longer, as i know you yearn for details.
I was born and bread in south Texas.
I currently reside in San Antonio, but am moving out of state soon.
I drive a fast car and chicks love me.
Men love me too.
I have never engaged in buttsecks, but i find it to be very intriguing.
I have my herpes controlled and my libido elevated.
I dig blondes, but fancy mexcellence.
i have no shame and nothing to lose.

enjoy.

tl:dr

que?

Just as I suspected.



If you aren't careful,

now WTF is that supposed to mean?

I dislike san antonio as much as you dislike austin.

actually I love Austin, I hate you dirty foreigners that have made my place of birth a pretentious suckfest.

some day i will return with my army and cleanse der Fazshaland of the filth.

Well to confirm my dislike. I went to Los Patios and it took me 2 turn-arounds just to get in.

The construction is 3x as worse as it is in austin. Es no bueno!

hey, you're not gonna get me defending SA...I hate it just as much (prolly more since I have to deal with it every day)....I hate all of Texas.

get me the fuck out of here Calgon!

I love Texas, and Austin.

Although I think the amount of pride this state holds is a bit sickening.

But I'll be damned if I live here my entire life. I need to get out for a handful of years.

join the great migration to the PACNW in the next year

we can all live in the same complex, it'll be like Singles! only w/o all the flannel.

eff that. The flannel is there, or I'm out!!

thread sucks.

too bad yo momma didn't suck

go back to your peanut butter apple meeting deliciousness.

whoever smelt it dealt it.

*rubs peanut butter on own apples*

god you suck.

there will be none of that this weekend.

on a lighter note, houston will be fun as well, and the move out of this shit hole will be even more fun. i have two shows on the 12th, the dubstep show of yours and dara. need to plan accordingly.

*cancels bulk order of extra chunky skippy*

as for hatetown, I forgot dara was that day. my heart isn't set on gritzy, I just wanted something to do since I'd be in hatetown anyways.

dara imo.
still cant drink. in fact, i wont be able to drink until the end of april... but there is an open tab i can get you on that night AND we have a place in galveston we can chill the next day

Shut up, just shut up. You had me at "open tab" (since I kno you don't watch a lot of movies, that's a quote from Jerry Maguire)

Win

Pfft...who doesn't fancy Mexcellence?

i can tell already that this guy is a gigantic faggot