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Family things:
This is the last years for both the yankees and the mets in their stadiums... go see them. The rangers are midtown at Madison Sq. Garden, see them if you like hockey.
The MET. It is head-and-shoulders above any art institution in the world. A more expansive collection than the lourve and the tate. Thats on 82nd and 5th. Added bonus, its pay what you wish. 1 dollar can get the whole family in. Dont feel obliged to pay, its funded both privately and publicly.
The guggenheim, frick, and MoMA are too expensive. ~15 each per ticket. the MoMA more, except after 4 on fridays... but fuck going to the MoMA on a friday.
Clubs are clubs. The pyramid has been home to the longest running jungle night in the country. Its on A and 6th (i believe?)
If your brother is 21... GO TO McSORELYs. its the oldest bar in the country. A lot of history.... and they make their own brew... and its awesome. Thats 7th st. between 3rd and 2nd ave.... which happens to be about 50 feet from The Cooper Union... The first brownstone ever made. my alma mater.
Yeah, sure... washington square park and central park.... but no, fuckabuncha that.
WTC. sure, see it. take a picture. feel awkward for a little while. remember 9/11.
The observation deck at the empire state building is pretty balla.
A free thing to do: take the ferry to staten island and back. You get amazing views of the city and you go right next to the statue of liberty.
You cannot climb up the statue anymore.... dont waste your time looking for a way in. liberty island is more or less off limits.
Take the subway. Walk around.
Colombus circle, by the bottom left hand of central park, is one of my favorite places to go.... but i think you have to live here to find that enticing. Its a fountain in the middle of the road with a big statue of Mr. Colombus himself.... woo, fucking, hoo.
Greenwich village and Soho are...well... beautiful. Its NYU area. there are 50,000 overpriveleged, rich, and relatively attractive young women that will do anything for fashion and attention. Take one home, fuck her, tell your friends you banged a skank in your parents hotel room.
Spend too much on dinner a few times. The restaurants here are fucking a-mazing.
do not, DO NOT, go to applebees or olive garden. You're in manhattan... taste the culture. Theres a lot of it.
Chinatown is fun... for about 5 seconds. Buy an I <3 NY tshirt for 2 dollars and get the fuck out. There are asians everywhere. Also, while you're down there, get dim-sum. its good food. Also, find a place that you know they dont speak much english. Thats where the good food is.... if you dont know what it is... dont ask. you dont want to know. just fucking eat it, you puss.
Little italy is now only about 1 or 2 blocks big. The chinese bought the rest of it and pushed the italians out. There will be shitty food there and a bunch of people from new jersey. Walk through it, pay too much for a canoli, and leave. Make fun of anyone from new jersey... you can tell who they are by their hair cuts, blue eye liner, and orange skin.
in greenwich village, Go to Blue Note. Listen to some jazz. Its good for the soul.
Most of the clubs in the city are suck. 12 bucks for a drink is not what i call a good time. Plus, the people that are willing to pay 12 bucks for a drink are not people that I would consider people Id like to drink with.
There are, however, some bad-ass speak-easies and old school-style cocktail lounges. Potentially douche central, but the drinks are fucking killer.
Yeah? yeah!
_________________ so Uhh.... I dabble in the Arts.
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