I got high at 3am in Lago Vista with the dragon lady (from KLBJ) last night.

It was random as fuck, somehow I found myself climbing a tree and knocking on a fifty-something-year-old ladies window. She had random sleepy homeless people passed out all over the house, and was herself propped up in bed with 4 packs of Marlboro light 100's in her lap.

Weird.

haha wow is she as nasty as they make her sound on the radio?

how is the new grill?

She wasn't nearly as nasty as I expected, but there's no way in hell i'd climb in a sleeping bag naked with her like the dudes on D&B.

She was really nice and friendly, and she had some kush.

I have no idea who the Dragon Lady is but that sounds like quite an interesting adventure. It's amazing the people you hang out with when you're a stoner.

No shit, it was totally random.

My friend cody and I called another friend a little after midnight to see if he want to kick it for a while. He asked us if we wanted to go for a long drive, and of course we said yes. An hour later we pulled up to a house and he said we had to wake up the lady on the 2nd floor, without waking all the sleeping kids on the first. So we climbed a tree, jumped to the balcony and knocked on the window. When it opened I saw the dragon tattoos could hardly contain myself.

The dragon lady is this lady who calls into duddly and bob's morning show all the time. She sounds super ragged out, smokes 3 packs of cigs a day, and is just all around raunchy over the air. They have her participate in contests for callers to win tickets by sniffing her underwear, getting naked in sleeping bags with her, and other good stuff. I can't find a picture of her to save my life.

That's pretty fuckin funny. So she didn't make you get naked with her before she smoked some kush with you or anything?

first thing i thought was "musta been with cody"

I seriously need to move to Austin so I can have fun adventures like you people seem to. Nothing happens in this little shit-hole town that I live in now.

He was there, but Joseph had the reins.

That's because Longview is the taint of Texas. Along with Kilgore and Gladewater, too.

Holy shit! You actually know where Longview is!? Not to mention Kilgore and Gladewater!???!?

Yup.

An old friend of mine is living in Gladewater. His mom and her family are from Kilgore, his dad grew up in Gladewater. He moved back to Kilgore after his dad died. Then to Longview, and now he's living in Gladewater. If you've ever been to the not really a titty bar in Longview, he used to be the DJ there. Or so he says.

I made many a trip to that shit-town trifecta from 99-02.

why the fuck are you stalking dragon lady andy?

kilgore rangerettes what what!

/when i ran hollywood portrait i had to make trips often to longview/tyler/kilgore

That's crazy. I'm always shocked when people actually know about this shitty asshole of an area. Too bad we didn't know each other or you could've said hi!



Yeah I know you know where it is. We hung out one time when you were in Tyler, remember?

The opportunity presented itself, and I took it.

duh huh. this was more for anyone else

Right on. So why don't you run Hollywood Portrait anymore?

shortly after those trips I quite there full time because i thought i wanted to be a nurse so i went to school and worked at another hospital.

shortly after that they sold out to glamour shots and I moved to austin, not long after moving to austin, I began running the glamour shots at barton creek. long story short, i became a traveling work horse and began to know more about the franchisee i worked for and realized the company is crap although the job itself is great, there are parts about it i highly disagree with, they treat their employees liek shit and dont pay as much as they should.

i now work at another hospital and begin estetician school in october while freelancing makeup.

Well I can completely understand why you don't work for them anymore. I know I'd have a hard time working for a company whose ethics I didn't agree with. I basically just left a similar situation myself so I can relate to some degree.