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Andy Veto
 Post subject: Jalapeno juice in my asshole.
PostPosted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 7:00 pm 
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Through a short series of unfortunate events I ended up with fresh cut jalapeno juice in my asshole this evening.

While I will not be enlightening the masses with details, I will say this: Right now, it feels as if my anus is turning itself inside out.

I'm going to go figure out some way to douche my asshole with water now.

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Leslie 2.0 v2
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I'm telling you man.

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LeAnn
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Good lord almighty. Jalapeno juice ass, eh?

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.Andrea.
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i got tobasco sauce in my nose once.

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I've had to breathe CS tear gas twice.

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Andy Veto
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desantnik wrote:
I've had to breathe CS tear gas twice.


Congratufuckinglations asshat, that doesn't make my asshole feel any better.

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LeAnn
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Someone's ass is making 'em cranky!

Uh... the other day I accidently snorted smirnoff because I was laughing. :slayer:

Oh wait, that didn't suck it was just funny.

kthx

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what. the. fuck.

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How many times have I told you? Jalapeños go in your MOUTH, not your ass.

I know what its like to eat really spicy food and then going to the bathroom but jalapeños juice on you ass? Thats a new one going in the books.

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Leslie 2.0 v2
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I told him I needed to wash my hands first, but he said it would be fine.


Not. My. Fault.
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theres a correlation between your chips, mouth, and his bum.


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a c i d.f l y
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I told him I needed to wash my hands first, but he said it would be fine. Not. My. Fault.
Fucking :goldstar:. Andy, you're my hero.

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Tuff Tits wrote:
I told him I needed to wash my hands first, but he said it would be fine.


Not. My. Fault.


pegging? jk

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Andy Veto
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I told him I needed to wash my hands first, but he said it would be fine.


Not. My. Fault.


Lies.

This injury was self inflicted.

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a c i d.f l y
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Adenosine Triphosphate wrote:
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I told him I needed to wash my hands first, but he said it would be fine. Not. My. Fault.
Lies. This injury was self inflicted.
+1.

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Leslie 2.0 v2
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Adenosine Triphosphate wrote:
Tuff Tits wrote:
I told him I needed to wash my hands first, but he said it would be fine.


Not. My. Fault.


Lies.

This injury was self inflicted.


It was a joke, babe. ;-)

The only time my finger goes in your butt is when you're walking upstairs.
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a c i d.f l y
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The only time my finger goes in your butt is when you're walking upstairs.
-1. Oops, I've said too much. 8O

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.Andrea.
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be careful he likes it sometimes

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Sex Rule Number 1. Jalapeño juice is a BAD lubricant.

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be careful he likes it sometimes



Not anymore he doesn't.
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Andy Veto
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Stank wrote:
be careful he likes it sometimes


Butsekz?

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.Andrea.
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only on holidays and special occasions

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Stank wrote:
only on holidays and special occasions


tuesdays?

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only if it's a holiday or special occasion.

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Stank wrote:
be careful he likes it sometimes



Not anymore he doesn't.



maybe you're just not doing it correctly. 8)

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