Is God Lazy?

Seriously, he has omnipotence, omniscience, and a Holy Spirit on his side and the best he can do is THIS pathetic world of madness? People are sick, dying, killing each other. Businesses have more rights and access to power than humans do. Well, at lest there is enough air to breathe.

Maybe he's not lazy, he's just an underachiever.

If you think of god in a monotheistic view, it will never make sense.

maybe he just doesn't exist.

andy

maybe i'm god.

and if that's the case, then yes, god is lazy.

extremely lazy.

and hungry.

...and out of cigarettes.

Maybe he's just not a wuss.

Perhaps he just needs to listen to some trance.

God makes man. Man screws up. Man blames God.

Why would you want Him to solve all your problems anyway? What sort of character would that develope?

Man just as I was beginning to think that I was the only one on the board with these kinds of believes.

nope not the only one.

I did a sermon about this not too long ago, wish I could find my notes.

my thoughts

Maybe he died. Dead things usually constitue lazy.

<waits for Jason's predictable response to Lane's predicatble post>

God wound it up and let it roll.

*Delivers predictable sermon.

Seriously though, we've got to sit down and talk about this some day. I'll be going through Austin the weekend of the 14th actually.

People who talk God with me usually end up convinced that Hell is going to anoint me it's ruler when I die.

Give me a little more credit I already know you're a blasphemous hellspawn. I don't need to be convinced.

at least you hold no delusions about me.

god doesnt care... if he did... he'd die of sever anxiety disorder... just one anxiety attack after another... poor guy... hes expected to care about so much... when all he cares about is energy

Yeah, I already have a whole wing in the mansion of hell reserved for me.

So long as you're content to barbecue sinners with me, I'm down.

God let me turn into a madman, therefore, I cannot answer the question.

BWAHAHAH!! SCORE!!

Umm ya I havent been in a church in so long I cant remember, and Ill go if im outside and I want a quiet place to take a nap. Nice and quiet in there. Cept on a sunday tho. No ill be far away on sundays.......

Yaaaa Exactly what I was thinking!
I would much rather grow and become stronger then to have every thing fixed for me like a spoiled little Brat.

Is the Problem of Evil not the most played out philosophical discussion in the universe?

maybe god is just chillin' in some wormhole, laughing at all your dumb asses
j/k