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 Post subject: Is God Lazy?
PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 11:34 pm 
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Is God Lazy?

Seriously, he has omnipotence, omniscience, and a Holy Spirit on his side and the best he can do is THIS pathetic world of madness? People are sick, dying, killing each other. Businesses have more rights and access to power than humans do. Well, at lest there is enough air to breathe.

Maybe he's not lazy, he's just an underachiever.


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PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 11:40 pm 
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If you think of god in a monotheistic view, it will never make sense.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 11:42 pm 
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maybe he just doesn't exist.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 23, 2003 11:50 pm 
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maybe i'm god.

and if that's the case, then yes, god is lazy.

extremely lazy.

and hungry.

...and out of cigarettes.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 12:37 am 
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Maybe he's just not a wuss.

Perhaps he just needs to listen to some trance. :badteeth: :plur:

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God makes man. Man screws up. Man blames God.

Why would you want Him to solve all your problems anyway? What sort of character would that develope?

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 1:17 am 
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DAISHI wrote:
God makes man. Man screws up. Man blames God.

Why would you want Him to solve all your problems anyway? What sort of character would that develope?


Man just as I was beginning to think that I was the only one on the board with these kinds of believes.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 1:19 am 
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Joseph Noctum wrote:
DAISHI wrote:
God makes man. Man screws up. Man blames God.

Why would you want Him to solve all your problems anyway? What sort of character would that develope?


Man just as I was beginning to think that I was the only one on the board with these kinds of believes.


nope not the only one. :D

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 1:23 am 
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I did a sermon about this not too long ago, wish I could find my notes.

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maybe he just doesn't exist.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 4:28 am 
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Maybe he died. Dead things usually constitue lazy. :silly:

<waits for Jason's predictable response to Lane's predicatble post>


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God wound it up and let it roll.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 4:38 am 
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Vater wrote:
Maybe he died. Dead things usually constitue lazy. :silly:

<waits for Jason's predictable response to Lane's predicatble post>


*Delivers predictable sermon.

Seriously though, we've got to sit down and talk about this some day. I'll be going through Austin the weekend of the 14th actually.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 4:38 am 
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People who talk God with me usually end up convinced that Hell is going to anoint me it's ruler when I die.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 4:40 am 
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Give me a little more credit I already know you're a blasphemous hellspawn. I don't need to be convinced.

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 4:41 am 
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:thumbup: at least you hold no delusions about me.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 5:03 am 
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god doesnt care... if he did... he'd die of sever anxiety disorder... just one anxiety attack after another... poor guy... hes expected to care about so much... when all he cares about is energy

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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 3:12 pm 
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Vater wrote:
People who talk God with me usually end up convinced that Hell is going to anoint me it's ruler when I die.


Yeah, I already have a whole wing in the mansion of hell reserved for me.


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PostPosted: Mon Feb 24, 2003 3:22 pm 
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So long as you're content to barbecue sinners with me, I'm down. :silly:


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andrew davidoff wrote:
maybe he just doesn't exist.

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PostPosted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 12:40 am 
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God let me turn into a madman, therefore, I cannot answer the question.


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 25, 2003 2:59 am 
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People who talk God with me usually end up convinced that Hell is going to anoint me it's ruler when I die.


BWAHAHAH!! SCORE!!

Umm ya I havent been in a church in so long I cant remember, and Ill go if im outside and I want a quiet place to take a nap. Nice and quiet in there. Cept on a sunday tho. No ill be far away on sundays....... :pirate:

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PostPosted: Thu Feb 27, 2003 6:35 pm 
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DAISHI wrote:
God makes man. Man screws up. Man blames God.

Why would you want Him to solve all your problems anyway? What sort of character would that develope?


Yaaaa Exactly what I was thinking!
I would much rather grow and become stronger then to have every thing fixed for me like a spoiled little Brat.

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Is the Problem of Evil not the most played out philosophical discussion in the universe?

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maybe god is just chillin' in some wormhole, laughing at all your dumb asses :silly:
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