Di-Electric wrote:
BwahahahahHAHAHA!
Kirk, that's a good one.
Actually, if I was trying to impress any ladys here, I would have just wiped it out and took a picture.
If anything, this post says "Stay away cause I'm a big headed prude son of a bitch!"
You actually think I want to impress any of the girls on this message board? Cmon, I've seen pictures, not very attractive females if I may say so myself (not saying I'm that attractive either, but I'm not a fat fucking slob). Not very bright either, eh.
Point in case. I made this post to point out that I'm not a weak, desperate, sex starved fuckhead who can't keep his dick in his pants. Yeah, a chick did ask me this the other day, you know I'm anything but a lier. I declined cause I choose my relationships very carefully; I just don't jump at any girl that comes my way.
Besides, do you know how much bacteria is in the human mouth? Thanks, but I have enough of my own.
So, you have any more little pictures or one liners coming my way? Cause if you don't, I have some more whining to do in other threads.
You just got owned bitch, how does it feel?

here are the problems with your little tangent...
1. no girls on tbn would ever date you, we all know that already, so going on the offensive and saying that you wouldn't date us isn't fooling anyone.
2. you're right about not being a "fat fucking slob", however, if i remember correctly, aren't you like 6'2" and about 95 lbs? making fun of people's looks is just lame.
3. while the point of your post was to show that you're not "a weak, desperate, sex starved fuckhead", you did show that you are in desperate need for the people on this board to think that other people actually want to touch your bacteria filled mouth. please refer to point # 1, because seriously, you are not fooling anyone.
4. lier does not have an E in it. please don't call other people "not very bright" when you can't spell a word that is taught to you in elementary school.
OOHHHHHHHHHHHHH I SOOOOOOOOOOOO OWNED YOU!!!!
OHHHHHHH!!!!
now do you understand how fucking retarded this whole post was?