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Ash
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Sounds like a perverted comment to me? Back that ass up!

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Sounds like a perverted comment to me? Back that ass up!


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Only because you used the word "stool". :xfruit:

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Assert your dominance: Stick it in the Butt.


No One Expects the Spanish Inquistion!! 8O

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Thomas Nobones wrote:
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No One Expects the Spanish Inquistion!! 8O


or a shaft in the ass?!?

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SoulGrooviest wrote:
The Witch Doctor wrote:
Thomas Nobones wrote:
Assert your dominance: Stick it in the Butt.


No One Expects the Spanish Inquistion!! 8O


or a shaft in the ass?!?


That would be the same thing. Guys take notes.

"The Spanish Inquistion Sexual Move"

1. Have the female assume the doggystyle position and pound her puss so hard she leans forward on her head.

2. Lean forward and grab both of her wrists with a tight grip.

3. In a single fluid motion slip your dick from her pussy to her ass and her arm's back imitating a wrestling move or the tourture device known as "the rack"

4. Shout loudly "No One Expects the Spanish Inquistion!!"

5. Cum and Run!

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i seriously almost started laughing out loud in the middle of my office.... :silly:

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so...........................is it wrong when the girl actually LIKES that move?

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jungle*jade wrote:
so...........................is it wrong when the girl actually LIKES that move?


it is oh so far from wrong, beautiful... far from wrong... :D

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Mr. Noctum, Bitch! wrote:
SoulGrooviest wrote:
The Witch Doctor wrote:
Thomas Nobones wrote:
Assert your dominance: Stick it in the Butt.


No One Expects the Spanish Inquistion!! 8O


or a shaft in the ass?!?


That would be the same thing. Guys take notes.

"The Spanish Inquistion Sexual Move"

1. Have the female assume the doggystyle position and pound her puss so hard she leans forward on her head.

2. Lean forward and grab both of her wrists with a tight grip.

3. In a single fluid motion slip your dick from her pussy to her ass and her arm's back imitating a wrestling move or the tourture device known as "the rack"

4. Shout loudly "No One Expects the Spanish Inquistion!!"

5. Cum and Run!



You forgot the subtext to step 4: You must say it in the most obnoxious Monty Python voice you can muster.

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jungle*jade
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SoulGrooviest wrote:
jungle*jade wrote:
so...........................is it wrong when the girl actually LIKES that move?


it is oh so far from wrong, beautiful... far from wrong... :D



Well thats good to know... 8)

I was beginning to think there was something wrong w/ me. 8O

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hahahah best move evAr!!!

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jungle*jade wrote:
SoulGrooviest wrote:
jungle*jade wrote:
so...........................is it wrong when the girl actually LIKES that move?


it is oh so far from wrong, beautiful... far from wrong... :D



Well thats good to know... 8)

I was beginning to think there was something wrong w/ me. 8O


let's make babies!!! :silly:

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jungle*jade wrote:
so...........................is it wrong when the girl actually LIKES that move?


Nothing wrong with that at all, I found a girl like that and married her 8O :slayer:

Its the ones that like the alaskan snow dragon that worry me.

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Mr. Noctum, Bitch! wrote:
jungle*jade wrote:
so...........................is it wrong when the girl actually LIKES that move?


Nothing wrong with that at all, I found a girl like that and married her 8O :slayer:


but now she totally expects The Spanish Inquistion....... :silly:

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SoulGrooviest wrote:
jungle*jade wrote:
SoulGrooviest wrote:
jungle*jade wrote:
so...........................is it wrong when the girl actually LIKES that move?


it is oh so far from wrong, beautiful... far from wrong... :D



Well thats good to know... 8)

I was beginning to think there was something wrong w/ me. 8O


let's make babies!!! :silly:


:slayer: :slayer:

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jungle*jade
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Mr. Noctum, Bitch! wrote:
jungle*jade wrote:
so...........................is it wrong when the girl actually LIKES that move?


Nothing wrong with that at all, I found a girl like that and married her 8O :slayer:

Its the ones that like the alaskan snow dragon that worry me.


enlighten me.

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