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PostPosted: Thu Nov 29, 2007 4:18 pm 
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nope. happend at scott and white emergency room. room 1 to be exact.

quit using the same story over again.


You so crazy.

I told you about the story, but it happened in North Richland Hills. Shawna and I had driven to Killeen the night before it happened to pick up some dank. When we got back, I stuck 1 gram of the weed in a gram bag, and put it the pocket of my scrubs, which i was still wearing from the previous nights work. The next day i got up and went to work, put on the same scrubs, and never thought about the weed inside. 5 minutes into the workday we got a code, while waiting in line for CPR rotation a coworker asked me for a pen, I reached into my pocket and tossed her the pen, but the weed was stuck on it and went flying across the room.

Never happened at scott and white.

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then what was it that fell out of your pocket at scott and white.

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.Andrea. wrote:
then what was it that fell out of your pocket at scott and white.


sharkleberry meth.

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then what was it that fell out of your pocket at scott and white.


My cock, apparently.

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i soaked the cotton in my zippo lighter but its not lighting. i didnt notice the cotton at first and put it in the hole but the fluid came out of the top. why isn't it lighting :(

i wanna get high.

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wait, you smoke weed with a zippo?

please turn in your marijuana club card on your way out the door.

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no but it's the only lighter i can find right now. i don't feel like driving the 100 yards to walgreens for a stupid lighter.

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get a magnifying glass and go outside. cleanest way to smoke.

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because everybody has a magnfying glass

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i have a magnifying glass. its really not that uncommon of an item to have.

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but really i was just trying to help you avoid nasty tasting weed. you can smoke with lit farts for all i care.

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i have a magnifying glass. its really not that uncommon of an item to have.


yeah. if youre 80 and you need one to read

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but i'm not and i don't *gasp*

what now andrea? WHAT NOW?

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ive got nothing.

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less talk, more titties.

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I'm a card carrying member of the magnifying glass club.

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i finally went a bought a lighter.

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thanks. i get a lot of pratice from my camera whoring :D

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haha nah you just need friends that like to take pictures. malu is my personal photographer.

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