4 discovering something that was already there.
Just ask the Mayans, or any other indian culture that was there.
Oh wait, he contributed in destroying them all them.
Well at least we get still get sales on shoes and matresses.
(ok thanks, the lil Mayan in me needed to let that out )

and i'm sure if the mayans had the technology to sail to england first, we'd all be celebrating Kukulcan day... the day Kukulcan discovered africa.

but no, they were too busy building temples to the sun god, sacrificing humans and drinking mezcal.

i dont care that much.

I'll take a small pox blanket, please.

If you're really Mayan then I would suggest refocusing your anger by renaming the thread Francisco Montejo. He's the guy who conquered most of the Mayan states.

Columbus fucked with the Tainos.

Cortes took down the Aztecs.

Any Tainos in the house?

So does 'our technology' mean we discovered Iraq too? I cant wait to celebrate Halliburton Day in Iraq


true dat, true dat
but then again maybe alil sacrificing of a virgin or two wouldnt be such a bad idea the way things are going.
But WHERE THA FRACK can we find a virgin these days....
Perhaps we HAVE angered the Sun gods!

Man, you do know your history.

Screw them all tho, even those Lewis and Clark guys!

LOL!!!

I had to know my shit if I wanted to school the MECHA assholes at UT when they got militant in Mexican-American Studies classes.

I think the British were way worse than the Spanish.

Like it or not, Christopher Columbus had BIG BALLS.

sorry but the size of his balls havent really entered my mind

sadly that wouldn't surprise me at all.

I could list a million things here to the benefit of Christopher Columbus' (and a few thousand others) expedition(s).

Dirty pagans...

Whiny bitches.

thats what i think.

Dude there we go, the solution to global warming. Sacrifice virgins!!!

I swore off sacrificing virgins when i was 14.

AMEN! Prostitutes are cheaper to come by!

I for one, applaud the downfall of ancient civilizations. They lived like animals, I mean, haven't you seen Apocalypto!?!? Thank god for Catholicism.

*raises the roof*

Not really; just wanted to be involved in the convo.

hurray for the teachings of Cathol and all that follow him.

forildo.

teenage girls in white shirts, plaid skirts and knee high socks > bitches with busted teef and shit pierced into their foreheads

I see some leg humping in your future.

let's face it... if a group of people went around acting like the mayans for "religious reasons" you know we'd call them a cult and send ATF over there in a heartbeat to burn 'em all waco style.

I thought the Mayan's disappearance was still under speculation. Did they bring it upon themselves or did disease of the white man exterminate them? We may never know.

he does have a point