Yet again, the poor Arab nation is embarassed at the hands of Americans. The U.S. taking over Iraq in 10 days and Saddam surrendering to the 'enemy' must've hurt their ego bad. (No, I'm not against the Iraqi people, just the ones who see Sadaam as a martyr.)

Saddam (accompanied by his pet rats) was found underneath a neatly placed piece of carpet and layer of styrofoam, that lay over a dirt hole. Saddam put his hands up, while sporting the very fashionable homeless bum look. I was surprised that the defenseless Sadaam didn't put up a fight when he saw guns pointed at him. The moral of the story: what goes around, comes around.

They checked the inside of his mouth for cyanide capsules. Everytime he took a crap - he wasn't allowed near it. We didn't want him digging around in it in case there was a baggy of cyanide to be found. I THINK they even shaved his beard because he could've used it as a hiding place for his cynide.

DNA samples were taken from Oooday and Keeesay AND a hooker was hired (aka Saddam's lady 'friend') to retreive samples from Saddam himself... Haha. The horrors of what goes on behind the scenes!

Is it likely he'll be executed? I don't think the U.S. is torturing him because it doesn't work as good as the reward system. Right now he's fighting for his life and saying what he knows. If he shuts up, the US intelligence will tell him dinner is served with a fresh plate of shit. He'll start talkin if he wants better food... and if he doesnt... well he'll be lookin' fondly back on that rat hole of his.

since when did being a dictator earn people handjobs?

...your like a virus spreading all over the board.

They should take the $750k found with him and print posters of Sadaam sporting pink panties and pink stars over his nipples for all the Iraqi people to see.

you havent read http://www.weeklyworldnews.com online of in the store lately have you?